New Jersey Beer Company's Confused Dessert in a Glass
In an era where craft beer styles are becoming as varied and questionable as choices in a 3 AM diner, New Jersey Beer Company presents Neapolitan Ice Cream, a White Stout that's as much an identity crisis as it is a beverage. Because why enjoy ice cream and beer separately when you can apparently have a confusing mashup of both in one sip?
Neapolitan Ice Cream isn't just a White Stout; it’s a dessert tray masquerading as a beer. It’s as if the folks at New Jersey Beer Company looked at a pint glass and thought, “Let’s turn this into a sundae, but make it alcoholic and confusingly not dark.”
Each sip offers a rollercoaster of flavors that'll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about beer – or desserts, for that matter. It's perfect for those who stare longingly at their freezer's ice cream selection and think, “This should be more like beer.”
But let's not overlook the 'White Stout' part – a style as paradoxical as a jumbo shrimp. In the craft beer world’s ongoing defiance of logic, "Neapolitan Ice Cream" stout stands as a testament to the phrase, “Well, we haven’t tried this yet, so why not?”
So here’s to Neapolitan Ice Cream, the beer that’s less about brewing tradition and more about seeing how far we can stretch the definition of 'stout' before it snaps. Cheers to New Jersey Beer Company for creating a brew that’s part dessert, part existential conundrum, and entirely a creamy, boozy puzzle.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
