Mast Landing's Overcompensating Milk Stout
In an industry where the term 'imperial' is thrown around more than peanuts at a dive bar, Mast Landing Brewing Co. presents Imperial Gunner's Daughter, an Imperial Milk Stout that's trying so hard to be intense, it might just grow a beard and start chopping wood.
This brew isn't just a milk stout; it's a full-throttle, no-holds-barred, 'hold my beer while I up the ante' kind of experience. It's as if the brewers at Mast Landing looked at a regular milk stout and said, “Cute, but can it bench press?”
Each swig of Imperial Gunner's Daughter is like a journey into the heart of darkness, if that heart was made of over-caffeinated coffee and the tears of traditional stout purists. It's perfect for those who believe that a beer isn't worth drinking unless it can double as a meal or a workout supplement.
But let’s address the 'Imperial' part. Because in the craft beer world, 'imperial' is the equivalent of strapping a jet engine to a bicycle for that extra 'oomph.' It’s not just strong; it’s 'call a friend because you might need a ride home from the living room' strong.
So here's to Imperial Gunner's Daughter, the beer that’s less about subtlety and more about proving a point. Cheers to Mast Landing Brewing Co., for creating a brew that’s part dessert, part heavyweight champ, and entirely an audacious take on what a milk stout can be.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
