Vapor Ringz: An Imperial Oat Cream IPA That'll Make You Question Everything
Are you tired of ordinary beer that doesn't make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because Other Half Brewing Co. presents Vapor Ringz, an Imperial Oat Cream IPA that's so complex, it makes your existential crisis seem like child's play.
Brewed with the tears of unicorns and the dreams of ancient philosophers, Vapor Ringz defies the laws of simplicity. Each sip is like deciphering a cryptic message from a parallel universe where hops hold the secrets to the cosmos.
Expect notes of passionfruit, mango, and a dash of whimsy as you navigate this flavor labyrinth. It's so hazy; you'll think you're lost in the Bermuda Triangle of beers. Is it an IPA? Is it a smoothie? Is it a cosmic joke? Who knows? But one thing's for sure, you'll be discussing its enigmatic qualities at your next pretentious beer tasting soirée.
Join us on this quest to make beer tasting more convoluted than a Shakespearean soliloquy. Vapor Ringz - because why drink beer when you can contemplate the universe one sip at a time? Cheers to embracing the absurdity of the craft beer world!
Cheers you, silly Bastards!