Because Why Stop at 10% When You Can Push It to 15.5%?
In an audacious move that makes even the most hardened liver quiver, Nightmare Brewing Company introduces Sororicide, the Imperial Stout that’s not just content with being dark and brooding – it wants to be the heavyweight champion of your weekend. At a staggering 15.5% ABV, this beer doesn’t just blur the lines; it obliterates them and redraws them in a tipsy squiggle.
Let's face it, Sororicide is less of a beer and more of a dare. It’s for those who look at a standard stout and scoff, “Child’s play!” It’s the kind of beer that sneers at your regular IPA and mutters, “Cute.” If beers had a pecking order, Sororicide would be the one giving wedgies in the playground.
And the name – Sororicide. Because nothing says 'enjoyable drinking experience' quite like a term for sisterly betrayal and murder. It's as if Nightmare Brewing looked at a dictionary of rarely used words, pointed to the most unsettling one, and said, “That one. That’s festive.”
Each sip of this daunting concoction is akin to wading deeper into a shadowy abyss of flavor and questionable life choices. It’s perfect for those nights when you want to ponder the meaning of life or simply forget that numbers exist, particularly those on the clock.
So here's to Sororicide, the beer that laughs in the face of moderation and whispers sinisterly, “Is that all you’ve got?” It’s not just a stout; it’s a behemoth in a glass, a brew that makes you wonder if you’re drinking it or it’s slowly consuming you. Cheers, and maybe write your will first.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
