Abomination Brewing's Bitter Toast to the New Year
In an industry that loves a good thematic beer as much as a hipster loves plaid, Abomination Brewing Company brings us And Hey, Fuck 2023 Too, a Triple New England Style IPA that's as subtle as a sledgehammer at a glassware convention. Because nothing says 'cheers to the new year' like a beer that’s already over it.
This brew isn't just a Triple IPA; it's a liquid eye roll, a hoppy sigh in a can. It’s as if Abomination Brewing decided to channel the collective mood of every overworked, under-caffeinated adult and ferment it into a boozy rebellion against the calendar.
And Hey, Fuck 2023 Too is perfect for those who like their beer like they like their New Year's resolutions: ambitious, slightly bitter, and with a strong chance of not remembering them the next day. Each gulp is a journey through a hop field of disillusionment, with a lingering aftertaste of 'let's just see how this year goes.'
But let’s talk about the 'Triple' part. Because in the craft beer world, 'triple' is shorthand for 'we triple-dog-dared ourselves to see how many hops we could use before it became ridiculous.' This beer isn't just a beverage; it's a challenge, a hop-laden gauntlet thrown down in the face of subtlety.
So, here’s to And Hey, Fuck 2023 Too, the beer that’s already done with the year before it's even had a chance to disappoint. Cheers to Abomination Brewing Company, for crafting a brew that's part coping mechanism, part hop monstrosity, and entirely a testament to the enduring spirit of the over-hopped, over-hyped IPA.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
