Short Throw Brewing's Stout That's Stirring the Pot Just by Existing
In a bold move that's about as subtle as wearing a tuxedo to a dive bar, Short Throw Brewing Co. presents Controversy Sells, an Imperial Stout that seems to understand the current market better than most economics textbooks. Because in the craft beer world, nothing gets people talking like a beer that's as dark and brooding as a teenager's poetry.
Controversy Sells isn't just an Imperial Stout; it's a liquid argument, a brew that's practically daring you to have an opinion about it. It’s as if the folks at Short Throw Brewing thought, “What can we make that’ll get everyone all riled up? I know, a stout that's as heavy as our collective existential dread.”
Each sip of this beer is like diving into a debate club meeting, except the only topic is 'how many flavors can dance on the head of a stout?' It’s perfect for those who like their beer to be a conversation starter, an ice breaker, or a mild public disturbance.
But let’s not overlook the ‘Imperial’ part of this stout. Because why make a regular stout when you can imperialize it, making it as ostentatious and grandiose as a royal decree? This beer doesn’t just occupy your glass; it conquers it, plants a flag, and declares sovereignty over your taste buds.
So here’s to Controversy Sells, the beer that’s less about quietly enjoying a pint and more about starting a minor uprising in your mouth. Cheers to Short Throw Brewing Co., for creating a brew that’s part liquid bravado, part flavor manifesto, and entirely a reason to get talking.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
