Burlington Beer Company's Attempt to Launch a Stout Into Space
In the never-ending craft beer cosmos where every brewery is racing to outdo each other, Burlington Beer Company presents Meteor Mash, a Pastry Style Double Stout that seems to have taken the 'double' a bit too literally. Because why stop at a regular stout when you can make one that's practically its own celestial body?
Meteor Mash isn't just a Double Stout; it's a dense, flavor-packed juggernaut, like a black hole, but
for your taste buds. It's as if the folks at Burlington Beer Company looked up at the night sky and thought, “You know what the universe needs? A stout so rich and heavy, it could have its own gravitational pull.”
Each sip of this beer is like witnessing a cosmic event, where the collision of intense flavors creates a shockwave that reverberates through your entire sensory system. It's perfect for those who prefer their beer to be an astronomical phenomenon, a celestial body of cocoa, malt, and a nebula of sweetness.
But let's not ignore the 'Pastry Style' aspect. In the brewing world, this is akin to saying, “We've taken a stout and dressed it in layers of flavor so decadent, it might just collapse under its own deliciousness.” "Meteor Mash" isn't just a beer; it’s a pastry in a pint glass, a liquid testament to excess.
So here’s to Meteor Mash, the beer that's less about quenching your thirst and more about providing a sensory experience akin to a meteor shower. Cheers to Burlington Beer Company, for boldly brewing a stout that's part stout, part interstellar journey, and entirely an adventure into the depths of flavor space.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
